π₯£ LUV BEASTROβ’ Menu
Peace, LUV, and a Bowl.
Home of the SuperBowlβ’
Welcome to the most modular, mythic, and clean-label menu in the country.
Every bowl is built with civic soul, culinary swagger, and robotic precision. Whether you're building your own, feeding your pet, or diving into Chef Gilβs premium protocols, this menu is designed to nourish your body and mythologize your mission.
π SuperBowlsβ’ Globally Inspired Bowls
π What Makes SuperBowlsβ’ Legendary?
1. π Global Flavor, Local Execution
Each bowl pulls from international culinary traditionsβMexican, Japanese, Indian, Korean
No passport required, just civic flavor.
2. 𧬠Modular Integrity
Every SuperBowlβ’ is constructed from our PFC grid (Protein, Flavor, Core), robotic compatibility, cost precision, and franchise scalability baked into every bite.
3. π₯ Sauce Protocols That Actually Matter
Unlike Chipotle or Sweetgreen, LUV bowls feature bold, operationally portioned saucesβHoney Sriracha, Garlic Parmesan, Bacon Honey Mustardβeach designed for flavor layering and visual impact.
4. π§ Mythic Naming + Civic Soul
Names like Carnitas Prime, Spinach Samurai, and Curry Compiler arenβt just cleverβtheyβre part of the Beastroβ’ mythos. They teach, entertain, and invite customers into your modular universe.
5. π§ Each SuperBowlβ’ is pre-engineered for speed, consistency, and clean-label compliance.
LUV Beastroπ SuperBowlsβ’
π οΈ Build-a-Bot Bowl Station
Protiens
Grilled Chicken Breast Strips
Shaved Beef Steak
Pork Carnitas
Pulled Pork
Rotisserie Chicken
Angus Meatballs
Angus Pot Roast
Turkey Crumbles
Bacon Crumbles
Chicken Thigh Chunks
Smoked Turkey Breast
Seasoned Beef Crumbles
Flavor Items
Sliced Bell Peppers
Diced Red Onion
Broccoli Florets
Cauliflower Florets
Zucchini Slices
Yellow Squash Slices (
Mango Cubes
Pineapple Chunks
Tomatoes
Cheese
Core Items
Romaine Chopped
Spinach Triple-Washed
Cooked Pasta
Steamed White Rice
Brown Ric
Diced Potatoes
Black Beans
π οΈ Build-a-Bot Bowl Station β Custom Modular Bowls
Base: White Rice, Brown Rice, Diced Potatoes, Pasta
Protein: Grilled Chicken, Pork Carnitas, Shaved Beef, Turkey Crumbles, Meatballs
Flavor Circuit: Bell Peppers, Red Onion, Broccoli, Black Beans, Spinach, Zucchini
Sauce Protocol: Garlic Parmesan, Honey Sriracha, Teriyaki, Lemon Butter, Nacho Cheese, Bacon Honey Mustard
Topper Chips: Guacamole, Pineapple, Mango, Romaine
International culinary tradition
Mexican, Japanese, Indian, Korean
Carnitas Prime β Carnitas, pineapple, rice, onion, honey sriracha
Meatball Mech Bowl β Meatballs, pasta, broccoli, garlic parmesan
Teriyaki Titan β Chicken, rice, peppers, teriyaki
Sriracha Circuit β Beef crumbles, rice, onion, honey sriracha
Spinach Samurai β Chicken, rice, spinach, lemon butter
Curry Compiler β Chicken thighs, rice, cauliflower, garlic parmesan
Bacon Byte Bowl β Bacon, potatoes, squash, bacon honey mustard
π€ Central Texas Override β Regional Comfort Bowls
Brisket Burnout β Shaved beef, potatoes, onion, bacon honey mustard
The Lockhart Loadout β Pulled pork, pineapple, spinach, honey sriracha
The Bastrop Burner β Chicken thighs, peppers, potatoes, bacon mustard
Guac & Grit β Carnitas, potatoes, guacamole, bacon mustard
Tex-Mex Torque β Beef crumbles, rice, peppers, nacho cheese
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π₯ Salad Protocols β Clean-Label Crunchers
The Romaine Empire β Grilled chicken, romaine, tomato, cheddar, lemon butter
Spinach Logic Bowl β Turkey crumbles, spinach, red onion, parmesan, garlic drizzle
Guac & Greens β Carnitas, romaine, mango, guacamole, honey sriracha
The Veggie Circuit β Broccoli, zucchini, squash, spinach, lemon vinaigrette
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π¨πΏβπ³ Chef Gilβs Premium Protocols β Signature Bowls
Over the years, Chef Gil has had the privilege of preparing cuisine for many esteemed guests, including State Representatives, NFL playersm, Celebreties, musicians, and even Olympic athletes.
π§ Includes branded take-home bowl + QR code for sourcing, reheating, and robot trivia
A few of his creations with the Beastro:
The Civic Crunchinator
The Central Texas Protocol
Johnny 5 Spice Bowl
C
runchBot 9000 Bowl
The Guacfather
π§ Minor League Edition β Kids Tier
Base: White Rice or Diced Potatoes
Protein: Grilled Chicken or Turkey Crumbles
Add-On: Black Beans or Broccoli
Sauce: Light Garlic Parmesan or None Topping: Mango or Romaine
π€ Robotic Dessert Protocols β Automated Sweetness
(some locations)
π Cotton Candy Bot
β’ Flavors: Strawberry, Milk, Orange, Cantaloupe, and rotating seasonal drops
β’ Shapes: 132+ adorable forms (stars, hearts, spirals).
π¦ Ice Cream Bot
β’ Formats: Soft serve, swirl, or scoop
β’ Flavors: Vanilla, Chocolate, Mango, Matcha, and rotating civic specials
β’ Toppings: Sprinkles, cookie crumbles, syrup drizzle
πͺ Cottage Cookie Add-Ons β Locally Baked Treats
LUV Beastro is the pick up location for your favorite Cottage cookers!
Oatmeal Oracle Chocolate Chip Chassis Peanut Butter Payload Lemon Logic Bar Vanilla Voltage Cupcake
πΎ Pet Bowls β Clean-Label Companion Meals
CoCo's Doggie Style Bowl β Chicken thighs, potatoes, carrots, broccoli
Whiskey's Pussycat Bowl β Grilled chicken, brown rice, spinach Bird Bowl β Brown rice, carrots, spinach, sunflower seeds
Hamster Bowl β Brown rice, carrots, spinach, sunflower seed
π₯€ Drinks β Dr Pepper & Keurig Products
Dr Pepper (Regular, Diet, Zero Sugar)
7UP
A&W Root Beer
Canada Dry
Sunkist
RC Cola
Big Red
Snapple
Hawaiian Punch
Schweppes
Sparkling Water
Keurig Hot & Iced Beverages (Dine-in only):
Green Mountain Coffee, Donut Shop, Swiss Miss Cocoa, Celestial Seasonings Tea, Tazo Chai, Lipton Iced Tea