πŸ₯£ LUV BEASTROβ„’ Menu
Peace, LUV, and a Bowl.
Home of the SuperBowlβ„’


Welcome to the most modular, mythic, and clean-label menu in the country.

Every bowl is built with civic soul, culinary swagger, and robotic precision. Whether you're building your own, feeding your pet, or diving into Chef Gil’s premium protocols, this menu is designed to nourish your body and mythologize your mission.


 πŸ† SuperBowlsβ„’  Globally Inspired Bowls 

 πŸ† What Makes SuperBowlsβ„’ Legendary?

1. 🌍 Global Flavor, Local Execution Each bowl pulls from international culinary traditionsβ€”Mexican, Japanese, Indian, Korean
No passport required, just civic flavor.
2. 🧬 Modular Integrity Every SuperBowlβ„’ is constructed from our PFC grid (Protein, Flavor, Core),  robotic compatibility, cost precision, and franchise scalability baked into every bite.
3. πŸ”₯ Sauce Protocols That Actually Matter Unlike Chipotle or Sweetgreen, LUV bowls feature bold, operationally portioned saucesβ€”Honey Sriracha, Garlic Parmesan, Bacon Honey Mustardβ€”each designed for flavor layering and visual impact.
4. 🧠 Mythic Naming + Civic Soul Names like Carnitas Prime, Spinach Samurai, and Curry Compiler aren’t just cleverβ€”they’re part of the Beastroβ„’ mythos. They teach, entertain, and invite customers into your modular universe.
5. 🧊 Each SuperBowlβ„’ is pre-engineered for speed, consistency, and clean-label compliance. 

LUV BeastroπŸ† SuperBowlsβ„’

πŸ› οΈ Build-a-Bot Bowl Station  

Protiens

Grilled Chicken Breast Strips 
Shaved Beef Steak
Pork Carnitas
Pulled Pork
Rotisserie Chicken
Angus Meatballs
Angus Pot Roast
Turkey Crumbles 
Bacon Crumbles 
Chicken Thigh Chunks
Smoked Turkey Breast 
Seasoned Beef Crumbles 

Flavor Items

Sliced Bell Peppers
Diced Red Onion
Broccoli Florets 
Cauliflower Florets
Zucchini Slices
Yellow Squash Slices (
Mango Cubes
Pineapple Chunks 
Tomatoes
Cheese

Core Items

Romaine Chopped
Spinach Triple-Washed 
Cooked Pasta
Steamed White Rice 
Brown Ric
Diced Potatoes 
Black Beans 


πŸ› οΈ Build-a-Bot Bowl Station – Custom Modular Bowls

Base: White Rice, Brown Rice, Diced Potatoes, Pasta Protein: Grilled Chicken, Pork Carnitas, Shaved Beef, Turkey Crumbles, Meatballs
Flavor Circuit: Bell Peppers, Red Onion, Broccoli, Black Beans, Spinach, Zucchini Sauce Protocol: Garlic Parmesan, Honey Sriracha, Teriyaki, Lemon Butter, Nacho Cheese, Bacon Honey Mustard
Topper Chips: Guacamole, Pineapple, Mango, Romaine 


International culinary tradition
Mexican, Japanese, Indian, Korean

Carnitas Prime – Carnitas, pineapple, rice, onion, honey sriracha
Meatball Mech Bowl – Meatballs, pasta, broccoli, garlic parmesan
Teriyaki Titan – Chicken, rice, peppers, teriyaki Sriracha Circuit – Beef crumbles, rice, onion, honey sriracha
Spinach Samurai – Chicken, rice, spinach, lemon butter Curry Compiler – Chicken thighs, rice, cauliflower, garlic parmesan
Bacon Byte Bowl – Bacon, potatoes, squash, bacon honey mustard


🀠 Central Texas Override – Regional Comfort Bowls 

Brisket Burnout – Shaved beef, potatoes, onion, bacon honey mustard
The Lockhart Loadout – Pulled pork, pineapple, spinach, honey sriracha
The Bastrop Burner – Chicken thighs, peppers, potatoes, bacon mustard Guac & Grit – Carnitas, potatoes, guacamole, bacon mustard
Tex-Mex Torque – Beef crumbles, rice, peppers, nacho cheese Add a description here.


πŸ₯— Salad Protocols – Clean-Label Crunchers

The Romaine Empire – Grilled chicken, romaine, tomato, cheddar, lemon butter
Spinach Logic Bowl – Turkey crumbles, spinach, red onion, parmesan, garlic drizzle
Guac & Greens – Carnitas, romaine, mango, guacamole, honey sriracha
The Veggie Circuit – Broccoli, zucchini, squash, spinach, lemon vinaigrette Add a description here.


πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€πŸ³ Chef Gil’s Premium Protocols – Signature Bowls 

Over the years, Chef Gil has had the privilege of preparing cuisine for many esteemed guests, including State Representatives, NFL playersm, Celebreties, musicians, and even Olympic athletes.

🧊 Includes branded take-home bowl + QR code for sourcing, reheating, and robot trivia

A few of his creations with the Beastro:
The Civic Crunchinator
The Central Texas Protocol
Johnny 5 Spice Bowl C
runchBot 9000 Bowl
The Guacfather


πŸ§’ Minor League Edition – Kids Tier 

Base: White Rice or Diced Potatoes
Protein: Grilled Chicken or Turkey Crumbles
Add-On: Black Beans or Broccoli
Sauce: Light Garlic Parmesan or None Topping: Mango or Romaine


πŸ€– Robotic Dessert Protocols – Automated Sweetness
(some locations)

🍭 Cotton Candy Bot
β€’ Flavors: Strawberry, Milk, Orange, Cantaloupe, and rotating seasonal drops β€’ Shapes: 132+ adorable forms (stars, hearts, spirals).
🍦 Ice Cream Bot
β€’ Formats: Soft serve, swirl, or scoop
β€’ Flavors: Vanilla, Chocolate, Mango, Matcha, and rotating civic specials
β€’ Toppings: Sprinkles, cookie crumbles, syrup drizzle


πŸͺ Cottage Cookie Add-Ons – Locally Baked Treats

LUV Beastro is the pick up location for your favorite Cottage cookers!

Oatmeal Oracle Chocolate Chip Chassis Peanut Butter Payload Lemon Logic Bar Vanilla Voltage Cupcake


🐾 Pet Bowls – Clean-Label Companion Meals 

CoCo's Doggie Style Bowl – Chicken thighs, potatoes, carrots, broccoli
Whiskey's Pussycat Bowl – Grilled chicken, brown rice, spinach Bird Bowl – Brown rice, carrots, spinach, sunflower seeds
Hamster Bowl – Brown rice, carrots, spinach, sunflower seed 


πŸ₯€ Drinks – Dr Pepper & Keurig Products

Dr Pepper (Regular, Diet, Zero Sugar)
7UP
A&W Root Beer
Canada Dry
Sunkist
RC Cola
Big Red
Snapple
Hawaiian Punch
Schweppes
Sparkling Water

Keurig Hot & Iced Beverages (Dine-in only): Green Mountain Coffee, Donut Shop, Swiss Miss Cocoa, Celestial Seasonings Tea, Tazo Chai, Lipton Iced Tea